That's What Mommies are Made of, Made of

Apparently, some whispered messages are too important to wait until after dinner.

Why Old People Always Seem Frustrated

Alice in One-derland

Fiber One, Violet Zero

Intervene as Conditions Require

This is why they call it the "check out."

The Target Transcripts #1

Voldemort Humor for 7 Year-olds

Who filled Charlie's PEZ dispenser with human growth hormones when I was in the hospital?

Crusty the Snowman

Those 3pm drowsies...

Even the Dalai Lama would hate my dishwasher.

Can't see the glass for the crud

Unicorn Rant/ Unicorn Appeased

How you were named: